Witchy business

Kyla: Mummy I am Princess. Papa is Prince
Me: No, papa is King. Didi is Prince
Weikai: No mama is Dowager.
Kyla: What is Dowager? (she thinks for a while). Mummy is Witch.[weikai starts to burst out laughing and kyla starts to giggle]

This shows that I have been disciplining her too much and becoming an old naggy witch.